A little dose of Sarcasm.

Some facts about your local Bookstore that you may not know.
- they are actually a library. No need to purchase anything.
- the employees get paid handsomely to pick up after every single customer- So feel free to leave your books lying haphazardly around the store. Putting away unwanted items where you got them is unnecessary and makes them feel unappreciated.
- removing product from displays in order to have a flat surface to sit on is encouraged as long as you stack said product in a pile next to where you originally found it.
- you are invited to complain to any and all booksellers about your disappointment in the way the store is set up and the lack of product. Seeing as they can move the bays, have an exorbitant amount of extra space and have control over every title that is received they will be able to immediately correct all that you deem unsatisfactory.
- be sure to explain why you are making your purchase to the cashier. For example: that although the first book is a tad dark, the last two books in the fifty shades of grey series are, in fact, all about the deep relationships between the characters more so then then sex that occurs on literally every other page.
- do not smile. It frightens the booksellers.

:) You're very welcome.