Fun Filled Internet

reading another friend's blog i came across this website:
textsfromlastnight.com
i finally know what i have been missing all my life. this website! I keep laughing so hard. seriously though, if you have never visited it go now, and if you already knew about it why not visit it again because its a joy.  and i thought fmylife.com was good.. no no this is way better.
and following Cynthia's lead i am now going to post a few of my favorites. though some will be a tad crude.. but i promise it'll be funny.. i am still laughing

(781): Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.

(1-781): I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.

(586): I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.

(215): you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town

(508): he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK

(513): You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god. 
(513): and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.

(804): no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies

so yes.. i found these all wonderfully funny, and will now read them whenever i am feeling down. but i am not down now, i am incredibly up and ready for the world! hi-yah! yes i just karate chopped the screen.